Overheard in 2637 S. Walter Reed Drive, Unit D

Rodney recently bought new cordless phones that have an intercom feature, making communicating in our enormous 800 sq. ft. condo a snap.

[Phone rings. Evonne picks it up.]

Evonne: Hello?

Rodney (in Zora's room): Baby to momma. Baby to momma. Wah! Over.

Evonne: Hey, baby. Over.

Rodney: Baby to momma. Baby to momma. Wah!

[Rodney places the phone next to Zora. I hear her breathing softly.]

Rodney: Over!

Zora: Wah!

[Rodney giggles.]