Slippery When Wet

"Zora," I say hoisting her out of the tub and placing her on the bath mat, "stay right there."

I may as well have placed her in front of bowl of chocolate ice cream and told her not to eat it. Zoom, she and her tiny toddler tushy shot out of the bathroom and...

Well, laminate floors are quite slick when wet.

As Rodney tells it: "I saw her feet first. She looked like a naked torpedo with red hair. A very surprised one."

The naked red-headed torpedo flashed us each a puzzled look as if to say, "how d'ja do that?"

That's when she submitted to the usual routine: being wrapped in an oversized towel by Daddy, all the while singing the theme song to Rocky.