Overhead: Easter Edition

Saskia to Harper, the day before Easter:

Saskia: Guess who's coming tomorrow, Harper?

Harper: The cleaning lady?

Me to Zora, on Easter morning as she chews thoughtfully on a gold foil packet she found in Daddy's bedside table:

Me: Zora, stop chewing on the condoms!

I guess she got the message that Easter is about rebirth or she wants a little brother or sister.