You Know You Love Your Toddler When...

• You see a child that's nearly the same age as yours, and instantly miss your baby even though she woke you up at 4:30 in the morning twice this week.
  
• You are willing to listen to "The Wheels on the Bus" incessantly just to keep the peace.
  
• She gives you a partially chewed up green olive and you eat it.
  
• You think that she's especially cute after she goes rigor mortis on you and begins shrieking for refusing to give her one of those nasty, free Harris Teeter sugar cookies for breakfast.
  
• You willingly perform the Chicken Dance and you are not three sheets to the wind at a wedding.