Overhead: The Denver Edition

Sunday evening. Harper playing on the couch with her dolls.

Saskia: Harper D., here’s the plan. We’re going to go upstairs, get your pajamas on, then come downstairs, read a book and drink warm milk. Then bedtime.

Harper: No.

Saskia: Well, sorry, little one, that’s the plan.

(After a moment’s pause) Harper: Mommy, how about I make the plan?

Sigh.