Introducing Daddy 2.0
"Mama? Mama!"
Zora wants all Mama all the time, and Rodney takes this preference in stride. After being dissed yet again, he announces in his best voice-over baritone:
"You might remember him from such greats as,'Getting Up at 2 in the morning' and its riveting sequel, 'Getting Up at 3 in the morning.'
He pauses for effect.
"He is a valid alternative to Mommy. Olestra -- without the gastrointestinal distress. He is Daddy 2.0. Look for him at a high chair near you!" Rodney looks quite pleased with himself.
I laugh. Zora grins, then looks at me and says, "Mama?"
Rodney shrugs and sighs. "I tried."
He pauses for effect.
"He is a valid alternative to Mommy. Olestra -- without the gastrointestinal distress. He is Daddy 2.0. Look for him at a high chair near you!" Rodney looks quite pleased with himself.
I laugh. Zora grins, then looks at me and says, "Mama?"
Rodney shrugs and sighs. "I tried."
posted by Evonne at
6:06 PM
1 Comments:
HILARIOUS! We are going through the opposite at our house. "Ded", "DED", "DADA!!!!" I still get the smiles and the cuddles though...
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