The Songs We Sing

Mommy and Daddy's singing is so bad that they wouldn't even make the reject clips on "American Idol." Despite her parents' tune-challenged pipes, Little Girl gurgles with delight or drifts off to dreamland when we croon to her.

What Daddy Sings Before Little Girl Goes to Sleep (to the tune of "Lullaby, and Goodnight")

Little girl, rule the world, when your plan is unfurled,
You will be the ruler of the world.
Little girl, rule the world, rule the world, little girl.

Note from Rodney: It’s sort of improvisational…so the lyrics change each time. I’m going to try to get away from the fascist theme.

What Mommy Sings When Little Z Has a Poopy Diaper

Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time,
Peanut butter..
JELLY time!