Zora's Resume -- Eight Months

Objective:
To use my cute-osity in order to maximize benefits of being a baby.

Skill Sets:

• Getting up on hands and knees and rocking back and forth (new!)
• Pushing self backward across the floor
• Spinning in circles on laminate floors
• Tumbleweeding across the carpet
• Waking up in the middle of the night trapped on my tummy
• Devouring any paper product in sight
• Peeing whenever diaper is removed (a girl has to mark her territory)

Interests:

• Zippers
• Buttons
• Blackberries
• HD TVs
• Whatever Mommy and Papa are eating
• Gravity (ongoing studies involving tossing pacifer from various heights)
• Peekaboo
• Salsa (Tostitos, mild)