18 March 2008

Zora's Resume -- Eight Months

To use my cute-osity in order to maximize benefits of being a baby.

Skill Sets:
  • Getting up on hands and knees and rocking back and forth (new!)
  • Pushing self backward across the floor
  • Spinning in circles on laminate floors
  • Tumbleweeding across the carpet
  • Waking up in the middle of the night trapped on my tummy
  • Devouring any paper product in sight
  • Peeing whenever diaper is removed (a girl has to mark her territory)
  • Zippers
  • Buttons
  • Blackberries
  • HD TVs
  • Whatever Mommy and Papa are eating
  • Gravity (ongoing studies involving tossing pacifer from various heights)
  • Peekaboo
  • Salsa (Tostitos, mild)


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